The Best of James Bond

 

Bond is known for his post-mortem puns, but 007 took every opportunity to make a memorable — and often groan-worthy — statement. It’s all in good fun. Celebrate with us, and check out 50 of our favorite James Bond one-liners, below. The British Secret Service agent is known for his sophisticated style, cool gadgets, and daring international exploits — with a bevy of unique villains and beautiful women. While MI6 is busy sipping martinis and racing across country in his Aston Martin DB5, he’s always equipped with a cheeky one-liner to set the scene. Six actors delivered Bond’s dry comebacks, and we’ve featured some of the best past the break.

    

 

Alec: 'For England James?'

Bond: 'No. For me.'

 

 

Bond: 'The name's Bond. James Bond.'

Fire Captain: 'Yeah, and I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest.'

 

 

Bond: 'Pistols at dawn; it's a little old-fashioned, isn't it?'
Francisco Scaramanga: 'That it is. But it remains the only true test for gentlemen.'
Bond: 'On that score, I doubt you qualify. However, I accept.'

 

 

Solitaire: 'Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3?'

Bond: 'Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked.'

 

Solitaire: 'Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3?'

Bond: 'Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked.'

 

 

M: 'Where the hell have you been?' Bond: 'Enjoying death.'