What Tie Would Darth Vader Wear?
Let’s say Vader had to get an office job because the death star blew up and he needed cash to build a new one. His boss becomes tired of his antics and he is about to get fired. Which tie would Vader wear to prevent this? Now, the tie he would wear would be
nothing, because he is Darth Vader and this hypothetical is ridiculous.
Now back to work, you Jar Jar Binks.
nothing, because he is Darth Vader and this hypothetical is ridiculous.
Now back to work, you Jar Jar Binks.
Now on to more important things,
We're still eight months away from the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but a new trailer just premiered at the Star Wars Celebration in Anaheim, and it gives us our first look at a few of the original cast members: Han Solo, Chewbaca, and what appears to be a hooded Luke Skywalker.
Narrated by Skywalker (Mark Hamill), the trailer starts by panning past the wreck of a Star Destroyer on a planet called Jakku — not Tatooine, as J.J. Abrams clarified during today's event.
"The force is strong in my family," we hear him say as we see the charred remains of Darth Vader. "My father has it. I have it. My sister has it." We see Skywalker's mechanical hand reach out and touch R2-D2, and then we see someone — Luke? Leia? — hand off a lightsaber to someone else — Leia? Skywalker spawn?
"The force is strong in my family," we hear him say as we see the charred remains of Darth Vader. "My father has it. I have it. My sister has it." We see Skywalker's mechanical hand reach out and touch R2-D2, and then we see someone — Luke? Leia? — hand off a lightsaber to someone else — Leia? Skywalker spawn?
We could not be more excited,
check out the trailer below
